The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Tony Randall (1980)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Link Hogthrob, Muppet Newsman, Accordion Player
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : But first, come with us back to the days of the caveman, where every woman wore furs, every man had a private club, and backyard barbecues were truly mammoth!
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Kermit the Frog : If you have tears, prepare to shed them, as our very special guest brings us a literary recitation. Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Randall.
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Kermit the Frog : Oh, okay, guys, enough with these cheap shots.
Floyd Pepper : Aw, come on! I got another page to go here!
[holds up paper]
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The Newsman : Here's a Muppet News Flash. Orchestra leader Zuben Beckmesser was nearly electrocuted at the Metropolitan Opera today when he absentmindedly inserted his baton into an electrical outlet.
[an orchestra conductor walks up, holding a baton, his hair messed up and his body shaking; the Newsman sees him]
The Newsman : Uh, Mr. Beckmesser, I understand, according to doctors, you would've died instantly had you not been such a poor conductor.
[the Newsman laughs at his own joke; the conductor jams his baton in the Newsman's nose]
The Newsman : I'm sorry! I take it back!
[the conductor nods and removes his baton]