Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Michelle Pfeiffer (1996)

Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Andy Pig, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Foo Foo, George the Janitor

Quotes 

• The Great Gonzo : Here on Monday we have "Murphy Prawn" and "The Single Duck in the City with his Apartment Full of Friends." And for this evening's show right now we have "TBA" followed by the "X-Flies"...

  Kermit the Frog : Excuse me Gonzo, but "TBA" means to be announced which means we don't have a show for tonight!

• Kermit the Frog : So, who want's to volunteer to host this new show?

  [everbody runs out of the room] 

• Clifford : I've always wanted to have my own show. Man, this is great! So when does it start?

  Kermit the Frog : In about thirty seconds.

  [Clifford faints] 

• Clifford : Man, that Miss Piggy may be a ham, but no matter how you slice it, she really brings home the bacon!

  Rizzo the Rat : Hey, hey, don't use up all the pig metaphors, this is only our first show.

• Clifford : Where's the Dancing Cheeses? I'd like to thank them for all the work they did.

  Rizzo the Rat : Let me do that for ya.

  [patting his stomach] 

  Rizzo the Rat : Thank you, Dancing Cheeses, for all your hard work.

  [laughs] 

  Clifford : Aw, man, you ate the cheeses?

  Rizzo the Rat : Of course I ate the cheeses. I'm a rat, they're cheese. It's the circle of life.

  [more laughter]