- Murphy Brown: I don't feel guilt - it's just...
- Miles Silverberg: Like someone made a gift bow out of your large intestine?
- Murphy Brown: Yeah.
- Miles Silverberg: Guilt.
- Murphy Brown: There was no chemistry! There was no "old gang" - or if there was, you weren't a part of it! You drove us nuts!
- Stuart Best: Why the hell didn't you say something sooner? I mean, the words "put your shoes on" aren't in your vocabulary?
- Stuart Best: How was I supposed to know? You never said anything!
- Jim Dial: Well... we didn't want to hurt your feelings.
- Stuart Best: Oh! So you just had me fired!
- Corky Sherwood: He's the most annoying person I've ever met! I just want to put a metal bucket over his head, and clang it with a spoon!