My Family (TV Series)

Ben Wants to Be a Millionaire (2001)

Daniel Hill: Andy Banks

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Quotes 

• Susan Harper : This operation - what exactly is it for?

  Ambyr Banks : I'm having a mole removed from my bottom.

  Susan Harper : Oh, dear. I hope it's not serious.

  Andy Banks : I'm afraid it is. It ruins the perfect curve of her peachy buttocks.

• Andy Banks : I bet you thought you'd never see me again!

  Ben : More of a wish than a thought.

• Andy Banks : Well, we can catch up at dinner tonight?

  Ben : I thought we had just caught up.

  Andy Banks : So is tonight not good?

  Ben : No, sorry. Er... I have a dental conference.

  Dental Assistant : No, that's next month.

  Ben : No, the other thing.

  Dental Assistant : That was cancelled.

  Ben : The more important thing.

  Dental Assistant : You weren't invited.

• Andy Banks : [about Ambyr's breast implants]  I mean, take those babies - 100% grade-A silicone! What do you think?

  Ben : I think they're... for... do they come separately or as a set?

  Ambyr Banks : A set. They were an anniversary present!

  Susan Harper : How romantic. All I got was a sandwich maker.

• Andy Banks : You know, I always wanted to be a dentist. I ended up a multimillionaire!

  Ben : Tough break.

  Andy Banks : No, I mean, you're out there doing something! Me, I just sit around the pool all day watching my money make money!

  Susan Harper : Ooh, look, Ben - hard cheese!