My Family (TV Series)
Driving Miss Crazy (2001)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
Quotes
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Susan Harper : Ben, nobody's criticising your driving. It's just your...
Ben : My what?
Susan Harper : ...attitude.
Ben : I DO NOT HAVE AN... I... I'm... I'm sorry. What... what do... what do you mean, darling?
Susan Harper : Your bumper sticker says: "Horn broken - watch for finger!"
Janey Harper : And that time we went driving in Wales?
Ben : I drove brilliantly there!
Michael Harper : Before we set off, you actually took the trouble to learn some Welsh swear words!
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Michael Harper : Mum?
Susan Harper : Yes, dear?
Michael Harper : Is madness hereditary?
Susan Harper : Depends what sort.
Michael Harper : Dad's sort.
Susan Harper : What's he doing now?
Michael Harper : He's crawling round the garden with a tape measure and a meat skewer.
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Janey Harper : Oh, great! Well, my test's in eight days - what am I going to do?
Susan Harper : Survive?
Janey Harper : Of course! It's obvious! There's only one person in this house with the maturity, the experience and the people skills to take me driving.
Ben : Yeah...
Janey Harper : Michael, are you busy?
Ben : Ye... what? What? Mi... Michael's 12!
Michael Harper : 13! But it's what inside that counts!
Ben : You'll be inside if you get caught!
Janey Harper : Well, he won't get caught! He... he can sit on a pile of cushions and perhaps wear a false beard...
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Susan Harper : I've decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives!
Michael Harper : You're going to kill dad?
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Susan Harper : I just thought it'd be a good idea if Mr Casey and your father sat down like two rational adults.
Nick : But dad's not rational.
Susan Harper : I know! That's where I'll come in.
Nick : Haha!
Susan Harper : While your father's out taking Janey to her driving test, I thought I'd use my people skills to negotiate a truce. Like the United Nations.
Michael Harper : With as much success.