Quotes
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Nick : [Dressed like a woman] Hello, handsome!
Ben Harper : Go away!
Nick : No, I mean it. I've come to apologise for what I did to you in the bedroom.
Drinker 1 : [Whoops with other drinkers]
Gerald : Is this your lovely wife, Harper? I don't think we've met before.
Nick : Charmed!
Ben Harper : This is not my wife.
Gerald : Ooh! While the cat's away, the mouse will play!
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Nick : [Dressed like a woman] I miss you, Ben.
Ben Harper : Oh, for...
[Followed by whoops from the other drinkers]
Nick : And the twins keep asking why daddy come round no more!
Gerald : Do you have twins?
Ben Harper : NICK!
Nick : Yes, that's the boy, and Nicolina. Don't punish them, Ben! Punish me!
Ben Harper : OK!
[Punches him in the face]