My Family (TV Series)

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2002)

Kris Marshall: Nick Harper

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Quotes 

• Nick : [Pointing Ben to beer bottle]  Erm, Dad. Coaster goes under bottle.

  Ben : It's a cardboard box.

  Nick : Well, it's an antique. My interior designer says cardboard is the new walnut.

  Ben : Yeah, if you live in a storage unit.

  Nick : My gaff, my rules.

• Man at Bar : I'll have a lager.

  Nick : Coming right up.

  [gives the man a green cocktail] 

  Man at Bar : That's not a lager.

  Nick : It's better. I call it a Nick-tini.

  Man at Bar : I'd rather have a lager.

  Nick : OK.

  [pulls out another cocktail, this time a white one] 

  Man at Bar : What's that?

  Nick : A Nick-orita. Packed full of Tequila, you'll love it.

  Pub Landlord : Just give the man a lager.

  Nick : Look, I can't. I don't want to point fingers, but somebody forgot to order more barrels.

  Pub Landlord : You were supposed to order more.

  Nick : That's why I don't want to point fingers.

  Pub Landlord : You're fired.

  Nick : No, wait! You haven't seen my cocktail routine!

  [tosses cocktail shaker between hands, throws it up in the air, it lands on the bar and smashes] 

  Pub Landlord : [pause]  You're still fired.

  Nick : Fine, but you haven't seen the last of Nick harper!

  [walks out from behind the bar, and sits down next to the other man at the bar] 

  Nick : I'll have a pint, it's been a rough day.

• [last lines] 

  [Ben and Susan are in bed] 

  Susan : You know, you're amazing.

  Ben : I know. I'm an amazing kind of guy.

  Susan : No, I mean the way you handled things with Nick tonight.

  Ben : I do my best.

  Susan : I guess I'm going to have to face the fact that our little boy... has gained his independence.

  Nick : [Nick enters and pulls the duvet off them]  Yours has got a higher tog rating. See ya.

  [Nick leaves with the duvet] 

  Ben : Tomorrow we change the locks.