My Family (TV Series)
Return of the Prodigal Prat (2003)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
Quotes
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Nick : Is this lasagne or fish?
Michael Harper : What does it smell like?
Nick : [Sniffs] Fish.
Michael Harper : Then it's lasagne.
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Michael Harper : Nick, what's dad's best quality?
Nick : [Thinks] His feet.
Michael Harper : Forget I asked.
Nick : Have you seen his feet? They're exquisite!
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Michael Harper : Mum?
Susan : Hmm?
Michael Harper : Erm... what do you reckon Dad's best quality is?
Susan : Me.
Michael Harper : Other than you.
Susan : No. That's it.