My Hero (TV Series)

The Mayor of Northolt (2003)

Emily Joyce: Janet Dawkins

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Janet : Time for a nappy change, Ollie.

  Ollie : Okay, Mum. I don't really need one, but I know you like to use domestic routine as an aid to parental bonding.

  George : Now, now, don't patronize your mother. She's only a poor little earth girl with a tiny little brain.

  Janet : Pass me that tub of Vaseline, would you, Ollie?

  Ollie : Have I got a rash?

  Janet : No, I just want to throw it at your father.

• [last lines] 

  George : Good night, Janet.

  Janet : Good night, George.

  George : Sorry about the poster.

  Ollie : That's OK, Dad. I thought I looked pretty good in it.

  Janet : Just go to sleep, you two. I've had enough local politics to last me a lifetime.

  [the street-light begins to flicker and buzz] 

  Ollie : Uh-oh. Dad!

  Janet : No, George.