- [first lines]
- Janet: Time for a nappy change, Ollie.
- Ollie: Okay, Mum. I don't really need one, but I know you like to use domestic routine as an aid to parental bonding.
- George: Now, now, don't patronize your mother. She's only a poor little earth girl with a tiny little brain.
- Janet: Pass me that tub of Vaseline, would you, Ollie?
- Ollie: Have I got a rash?
- Janet: No, I just want to throw it at your father.
- [last lines]
- George: Good night, Janet.
- Janet: Good night, George.
- George: Sorry about the poster.
- Ollie: That's OK, Dad. I thought I looked pretty good in it.
- Janet: Just go to sleep, you two. I've had enough local politics to last me a lifetime.
- [the street-light begins to flicker and buzz]
- Ollie: Uh-oh. Dad!
- Janet: No, George.