Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

City Limits (1992)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

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Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : You're really stupid if you get by a car AFTER the apocalypse.

• Crow T. Robot : Hello. Good day. Happy to see you. I, Crow T. Robot, have penned a little ditty in honor of the star of today's experiement, Kim Cattrall. It's call "Oh, Kim Cattrall" by Crow T. Robot, sung by Crow T. Robot. It's marked allegro con brio, Köchel listing 643.

  [singing] 

  Crow T. Robot : Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Kim Kim Kim Kim Cattrall. You were in "Mannequin", and that was a really good movie Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Caaaattraaaaa-halll! Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall, Kim Kim Kim Cattrall. You've never made a bad film. Oh, What the hell, ring my bell. Let's go to The Dells. Our relationship will gel. I like your smell, you're really swell.

  [as Charlton Heston] 

  Crow T. Robot : I'm Charlton Heston for Con-Tel. I love you, Kiiiiiiiim...

  [slyly] 

  Crow T. Robot : I liked your dress at the Ace awards- Caaaattraaaaaaaall

• TV's Frank : Stuffing instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you!

  Dr. Clayton Forrester : Meat is murder, Frank.

• Dr. Clayton Forrester : Morrissey's going to honor us with a song, aren't you Morrissey?

  Morrissey : This is a song that I wrote in a time in my life when I was very, very, very sad. Breakfast, actually. It's called "Hairdresser in a Coma": I cried last night, I died a million deaths. Thinking of your sweet face, and the way you sing. I cried inside, we lied and died. And then I cried again. I must have weep for hours...

  [Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank lock him in a tupperware coffin] 

• Mick : Progress...

  Crow T. Robot : Is what my career lacks.

• Crow T. Robot : You're really stupid if you get hit by a car AFTER the Apocalypse.