Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

City Limits (1992)

Michael J. Nelson: Morrissey

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• TV's Frank : It's none other than British pop star, Morrissey!... He's a little depressed.

  [to Morrissey] 

  TV's Frank : So Morrissey, uh, how ya' doin'?

  Morrissey : He hurt me with that remark. Did I mention that I cried?

  TV's Frank : Well, I mean, c'mon Morrissey. We're basically evil, granted, but a lot of what we say is just good-natured ribbing.

  Morrissey : Well, it hurt me. Did I mention that I cried?

• Dr. Clayton Forrester : Morrissey's going to honor us with a song, aren't you Morrissey?

  Morrissey : This is a song that I wrote in a time in my life when I was very, very, very sad. Breakfast, actually. It's called "Hairdresser in a Coma": I cried last night, I died a million deaths. Thinking of your sweet face, and the way you sing. I cried inside, we lied and died. And then I cried again. I must have weep for hours...

  [Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank lock him in a tupperware coffin]