- Tom Servo: Oh, I'm tellin' ya, Gypsy, I love you!
- Gypsy: Really?
- Tom Servo: And I know I'd love you, too, if only we could...
- Crow T. Robot: Why, you haven't a chance with a girl like her. It's me she cares for! Isn't that right, Gypsy?
- Gypsy: I can't decide.
- Crow T. Robot: Can't decide? Well maybe this will help.