Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Girls Town (1994)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• Jimmy Parlow : [singing]  I'd love to hear

  Tom Servo : Somebody clap.

• Silver Morgan : Why don't you gravy pusses get lost before I...

  Tom Servo : What's new gravy-puss? Whoa oh whoa oh whoaaaa oh.

• Mary Lee Morgan : Remember the night you stood Chip up?

  Tom Servo : He died.

  Mary Lee Morgan : He was real sore when he didn't find ya.

  Tom Servo : And then he died.

  Mary Lee Morgan : Then he asked me to go in your place.

  Tom Servo : And then I killed him and he died.

  Mary Lee Morgan : You always kept saying I was too young to go any place, so I went.

  Tom Servo : And I killed him and he got all dead.

  Mary Lee Morgan : It was fun at first when he kissed me.

  Tom Servo : He wasn't dead then.

  Mary Lee Morgan : But then he...

  Tom Servo : Died.

  Mary Lee Morgan : He started...

  Tom Servo : Being killed by me.

  Mary Lee Morgan : ...To get too fresh and I ran away. Chip caught me and tried to throw me on the ground.

  Tom Servo : Right before he got dead

  Mary Lee Morgan : And then...

  Tom Servo : He died.

  Mary Lee Morgan : The rock slipped out from under his feet.

  Tom Servo : And he became killed.

  Mary Lee Morgan : And he fell.

  Tom Servo : He died.

• Mother Veronica : Many of our girls are orphans, Mr. Parlow.

  Tom Servo : Can I have one?

• Tom Servo : Mimi sabotages the sisters' seder by planting multiple afikomen.

• Tom Servo : Ever heard of the uh Sadie Hawkins dance? This is kind of a KD Lang dance.

• Tom Servo : [as radio DJ]  Alright that was Ave Maria goin' out to our lady of perpetual groooovin'.

• Silver Morgan : Tijuana?

  Tom Servo : Maybe I could push Herb Alpert over a cliff.