- [toxic waste spills and immediately creates the Horror at Party Beach]
- Mike Nelson: Sure, most radiation is harmful EVENTUALLY, but ours does massive damage in a matter of seconds.
- Crow: Ooh, bet you that would be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own head with drawn butter.
- Mike Nelson: Hey, everyone! You know, Tom, Crow, and I were talking about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium.
- Crow: Yeah. I couldn't of put it better myself, Mike. Why, the shocking lack of sodium taught at schools today is shocking.
- Tom Servo: That's right, Crow. So we asked ourselves: How, how, do we reach kids today about sodium?
- Crow: How? How? How?
- Mike Nelson: Through the Rock N' Roll Music that the kids seem to like.
- Crow: ['50s-era music begins] Hit it!
- Tom Servo: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!
- Mike Nelson: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!
- Crow: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!
- Mike Nelson: Yeah! Sodium! There is Sodium. Yeah! It's Sodium, baby! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!
- Crow, Tom Servo: Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!
- [the music stops]
- Crow: [spoken] Sodium.
- [Hank drives past Washington Square Park while going to buy sodium]
- Mike Nelson: [laughing] And down to Greenwich Village, for no reason.
- Crow: How many more will die if I do a *little* sightseeing? Four or five at most, right?