Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Girl in Gold Boots (1999)
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo
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Quotes
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[Making up his own lyrics to a musical montage]
Tom Servo : Oh, Charles Manson walks the streets/The Zodiac Killer's at large/Charles Bukowski is puking out the window/And Santa Claus is on his way. Hey.
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[after a bad edit results in a character suddenly appearing mid-scene]
Tom Servo : I'm back.
Mike Nelson : Anybody notice that I'm here now?
Crow T. Robot : C'mon, I just teleported here, it's impressive.
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Tom Servo : H.R. Puffenstuffs Go-Go dancing!
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Singer : [as a song plays, a greasy cook watches] Everything I touch turns to gold...
Crow T. Robot : So what happens when you touch gold?
Tom Servo : Everything I touch turns to flies.
Mike Nelson : Wolfgang Puck's sad demise.
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Tom Servo : Let's go back to law school, we're terrible bikers.
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Tom Servo : So long, non acquaintance who inexplicably gave us rides in your dune buggy.
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Tom Servo : I'm gonna drive backwards and get some of that gas back.
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Michelle : That's the guy with all the words.
Buz Nichols : That's the guy with all the bread.
Tom Servo : Words? Bread? Must be Samuel Johnson with a baguette.
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[as Michelle dances in a bikini]
Tom Servo : Man, I'm glad Oliver Platt didn't get this role.
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[a valet takes Buz's keys to park his car]
Tom Servo : [as valet] Hey, thanks for the car, buddy!
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Tom Servo : [as Michelle dances and Critter plays his guitar there is a mysterious harmonica sound coming from somewhere which seems to be timed properly with Michelle's waist undulations] Hey, way to play the harmonica with your ass, honey!
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[a police car drives by the diner window]
Tom Servo : [imitating an old NYC cabbie] Somebody call for a cab to LaGuardia?
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Tom Servo : How do you not get hired as a dancer here?
