Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Girl in Gold Boots (1999)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

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Quotes 

• [after a bad edit results in a character suddenly appearing mid-scene] 

  Tom Servo : I'm back.

  Mike Nelson : Anybody notice that I'm here now?

  Crow T. Robot : C'mon, I just teleported here, it's impressive.

• Singer : [as a song plays, a greasy cook watches]  Everything I touch turns to gold...

  Crow T. Robot : So what happens when you touch gold?

  Tom Servo : Everything I touch turns to flies.

  Mike Nelson : Wolfgang Puck's sad demise.

• [a character pulls a gun out of his pants] 

  Mike Nelson : Oh, a gun. So that was the loud report and burning sensation in my groin.

• Critter Jones : You know, Buz, you're like a blind rattlesnake. You hear a noise and you just snap.

  Mike Nelson : [as Buz]  Yeah, well, you're like a deaf puff adder!

• Mike Nelson : Boy, if you're the town drunk of L.A., you've got a problem.

• Mike Nelson : Wow, even the sex and drug industry has a seamier side!

• Mike Nelson : [Buzz and Michelle kiss on screen]  Please accept my tongue as an apology.

• Mike Nelson : [Michelle enters after a makeover]  Oh, she looks slightly less frumpy.

• Chris Howard : [to Buzz]  What's the name of that tune?

  Mike Nelson : I call it 'Lousy'.

• Critter Jones : [to Michelle]  Close the door.

  Mike Nelson : And be on the other side of it.

• Critter Jones : You think I'm just a college dropout from the peace corps. Well, I'm much bigger than that.

  Mike Nelson : I'm Adolph Hitler.

• Mike Nelson : Hey, my butt is drunk.

• Mike Nelson : Ah, the nights we'd linger over brandy and eat.