Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Thing That Couldn't Die (1997)

Kevin Murphy: Servo, Professor Bobo, Hadrian

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• [Title appears] 

  Tom Servo : The Strom Thurmond Story!

• Tom Servo : Good night, Diptheria...

• Tom Servo : Aunt Flava Flav?

• Mike Nelson : Brought to you by the breast council...

  Tom Servo : Buy breasts where you work or bank...

• Gideon Drew : After so long a fast I thirst for human blood!

  Tom Servo : Can you stand some instant?

• Tom Servo : I'm going to divine the CRAP out of this place!

• Tom Servo : My breasts have done their job

• Tom Servo : Mike, insert me into her cleavage and then get lost...

• Mike Nelson : Aunt Fistula!

  Tom Servo : Aunt Flatcula!

  Crow T. Robot : Aunt Caligula!

• Hank : I just wanted to make sure you were alright, before I turned in...

  Tom Servo : Turned into what?

• Crow T. Robot : Hank, I said No! It's a disgusting idea!

  Tom Servo : Come on, honey, I'll just quietly squeeze in between you two...

• Tom Servo : Must drive head to convenience store for smokes and dove bar...