NYPD Blue (TV Series)

Colonel Knowledge (2004)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar: Det. John Clark, Jr.

Quotes 

• TARU Tech : [looks at Clark]  He cool?

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : He's cool.

  TARU Tech : [passes Andy a small paper bag]  This never happened and we never met, right?

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : I owe you one

  [takes a recorder out of the bag] 

  TARU Tech : Any time.

  Det. John Clark, Jr. : Oh, man! You are going to hell for this!

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : It's always been my hope that God's got a good sense of humor.

  [begins whistling to Eddie's bird in Eddie's office. He then turns on the recorder which says "Douche Bag" over and over again. Andy looks for a place to put it near the bird so that the bird will remember it and repeat it] 

  Det. John Clark, Jr. : Deep, deep into hell.