- Russian Woman: How could this happen? What's wrong with this country?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: What's wrong with this country? What's wrong with it is too many people from other countries screw it up.
- Det. Bobby Simone: Detective Sipowicz here is one of the few Native American Poles.
- [a Nigerian drug mule has just died after the bag of drugs has broken inside his body]
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Welcome to America.
- [Lt. Fancy and James have just discovered Greg binging on peanut butter]
- Det. Greg Medavoy: You caught me cheating.
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: I never got to like chunky.
- Det. James Martinez: You want us to get some of that plain?
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: I'm better without the temptation.
- Det. Greg Medavoy: That's me as well. I've got motive in my nervousness, so I gotta deprive myself of opportunity.
- Det. James Martinez: Otherwise, he might murder Mr. Peanut.
- Gomelsky: She was a person, had a family, send money to her family in Chernobyl.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Their letters back have kind of a green glow to 'em?