- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [introducing herself] Hello Steve, C.C. Babcock. I understand you're a professor. And you're going out with Nanny Fine. What's the matter, research wouldn't give you a chimp?
- Yetta Rosenberg: Read me my horoscope.
- Fran Fine: Oh, OK. Ah, "Scorpio. Tomorrow, you will awaken..."
- Yetta Rosenberg: [excitedly] Whoo-hoo!
- Niles: [to C.C] We can't all learn Spanish the way you did, chasing frightened tourists down the streets of Pamplona.