- Nurse: I have Ms. Sheffield's results, doctor.
- Dr. Reynolds: Just as I suspected, your tiny little figure is going to remain intact.
- Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: I'm not pregnant?
- Dr. Reynolds: You're not pregnant.
- Fran Sheffield: Oh my God, are you lucky! Oh honey, I beg of you, remember how this felt. I know that you're old enough to make your own decisions but sweety, there just are some consequences I don't think you're ready for.
- Sylvia Fine: Men who marry the Fine women tend to die young.
- Fran Sheffield: Why is that?
- Yetta Rosenberg: 'cause they want to?
- [Fran comes home earlier than expected]
- Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: I thought you were going to be out shopping all day.
- Fran Sheffield: Well, I finished early. I'm good at it.