The Nanny (TV Series)
Oy Vey, You're Gay (1995)
Fran Drescher: Fran Fine
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Quotes
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Fran Fine : When you fill out your taxes, what do you put in Marital Status: S or M?
Maxwell Sheffield : S.
Fran Fine : All right, so you told Uncle Sam you're single. Maybe it's time you told yourself.
Maxwell Sheffield : But I want to be an M again.
Fran Fine : Yeah, well, I want to be an M too. But first you got to get out there and make an S out of yourself.
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Maxwell Sheffield : [the power goes out in the elevator] Miss Fine, what're you doing?
Fran Fine : I'm looking for the emergency phone!
Maxwell Sheffield : *That's* not it.
Fran Fine : Oh! Then I should probably quit talking into it.
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Sydney Mercer : [just after announcing she's a lesbian] Aren't you gay too?
Fran Fine : [emphatically] Me? No!
Sydney Mercer : I just assumed. You're over thirty, never been married, there's no man in your life.
Fran Fine : Oh, honey, I'm not gay. I'm just pathetic.
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Grace Sheffield : [Maxwell is incredibly hung over] Daddy, are you sick?
Maxwell Sheffield : No, no. I'm not sick. I'm fine, Margaret.
Fran Fine : That's Gracie.
Maxwell Sheffield : Oh.
[aside, to Fran]
Maxwell Sheffield : When did we have her?
Fran Fine : Never mind when we had her, when can we start making another one?
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Maxwell Sheffield : Not a single woman at the party last night was interested in me.
[folds hands over his lap]
Fran Fine : Well maybe *that* had something to do with it.
Maxwell Sheffield : [looks towards his groin] Excuse me?
Fran Fine : Your wedding ring!
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Fran Fine : [climbs through the roof of the elevator] HEEEEELLLLP! Oh my God!
Maxwell Sheffield : What, another rat?
Fran Fine : Worse! There's an echo in here!
[whines]
Fran Fine : I just heard my *own voice!*