The Nanny (TV Series)

Pishke Business (1994)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• Fran Fine : Hello hello, I'm C.C. Babcock, off to go to work.

  Niles : Your usual corner?

  [doesn't feel comfortable insulting Fran because she is his friend] 

  Niles : Oh I'm sorry Miss Fine, don't make me do this.

  Fran Fine : [smiling]  I'm Miss Babcock and I'm off to get money, from a man!

  Niles : Don't forget your change belt. Oh god.

  [embarrassed] 

  Niles : I hate myself!

• Charles Haste : [C.C.'s pounding on the bathroom door]  What's that?

  Fran Fine : Uh, the dog. We put her away because we didn't want her to ride your leg.

  Niles : Yes, we should really see about having her fixed.

• Charles Haste : Where do you open?

  Fran Fine : Ooh! I know that one... it's uh...

  Niles : Would you like some cream cheese, Miss Babcock?

  Fran Fine : We open in Kraft!

  Maxwell Sheffield : We open in Philly, Miss Fine... uh Miss Babcock, fine, Miss Babcock.

• C.C. Babcock : [unhappy that Mr. Sheffield has agreed to let Fran pose as C.C. to win over an investor, and doesn't believe it will work]  Maxwell, nanny Fine can't possibly pass for me. She isn't in my class.

  [Fran looks at herself in a compact mirror to see if she has anything stuck on her teeth] 

  C.C. Babcock : She doesn't have my breeding.

  Niles : [referring to Fran]  Well then perhaps she won't lick herself in front of company.

  C.C. Babcock : [shocked at Niles' insult]  Maxwell are you gonna let him talk to me like that?

  Maxwell Sheffield : [firmly]  Yes! You attacked our investor that's bad C.C., very bad!

  C.C. Babcock : Maxwell...

  Maxwell Sheffield : Sit!

  [C.C. sits on the edge of the desk] 

  Fran Fine : [to Niles]  Is he gonna hit her with a rolled-up newspaper?

  [Niles chuckles]