The Nanny (TV Series)
Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off (1994)
Gregg Rogell: Kenny Keroucan
Quotes
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Maxwell Sheffield : Miss Fine, where's Jocelyn? It's time to give her away.
Fran Fine : Too late, she's already gone.
[Maxwell opens the door to see Jocelyn kissing Lester. Maxwell closes the door and goes back out to speak to Fran]
Maxwell Sheffield : My God, what did you do?
Fran Fine : I didn't say anything to her!
Maxwell Sheffield : Did you speak to Lester?
Fran Fine : Oh, I talked to a million people today. You think I remember every Tom, Dick, and Harry?
[Fran goes to the living room where the wedding ceremony is supposed to take place]
Kenny Keroucan : [to the seated crowd] Uh... Ladies and gentleman. We're experiencing a little technical difficulties. So for your pre-nuptial enjoyment, the comic stylings of Mr. Kenny Keroucan.
Kenny Keroucan : [confused] Huh?
Kenny Keroucan : [after Fran quickly urges Kenny to perform his stand-up routine] So... How many of you been bar mitzvahed?
[Nigel follows Fran to the hall, where Maxwell is still waiting]
Nigel Waters : What's happened?
Maxwell Sheffield : Ah, Nigel. Uh...
Nigel Waters : Jocelyn? Is she all right?
[Nigel is about to open the door to the room where Jocelyn is]
Fran Fine : [excitedly] Don't go in there.
Nigel Waters : Why not?
Fran Fine : Uh... It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?
Nigel Waters : [after Nigel opens the door and sees Jocelyn kissing Lester, Nigel slams the door closed behind him] I'll say.