NCIS (TV Series)
Left for Dead (2004)
David McCallum: Donald Mallard
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Speaking of dates to work from, we've worked together for 2 years, and I have no idea where you live.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well I just as well kept it we kept it that way.
[Ducky leaves]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Right.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [at the crime scene] Okay, let's get to work.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I don't have a body!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Go find one, Duck.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Here?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sure, how many times have we had multiple victims?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Quite right, Jethro.
[Ducky walks off. Tony chuckles slightly]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's slick, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What's that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Getting Ducky off, so he won't bug us with stories about the...
[Gibbs stares at him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We better get back to work.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : It's not very deep.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hastily-dug graves rarely are.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Do you know why graves are six feet deep, Gibbs?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I do.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yeah, six feet is the minimum depth at which the smell of a decomposing corpse cannot attract wild animals. Of course, there are exceptions. A polar bear can smell...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Duck, I said I knew.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Jethro, I don't answer forensics questions I don't know the answers to. You know that. Why do you keep asking me?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Force of habit.