- [about a dead body]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Any more tattoos?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, just the rose on Kate's butt.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [without missing a beat] It's not a rose.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [re: Kate's tattoo] Okay say for a minute I believe you got one. Where is it?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Nowhere you will ever see.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [re: the doctor's receptionist] Why don't you just give her a breast exam?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: In good time.
- Abby Sciuto: This guy had huge feet. You could wear this sock as a leg warmer.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: What are you implying, Abby?
- Abby Sciuto: I'm not implying anything. But you know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet, right?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: What?
- Abby Sciuto: They're clowns.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Come on Kate, you're only going 10 miles over the limit!
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: And that's pushing it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What good's it being an armed Federal Agent, if you can't drive fast?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You get to shoot bad guys!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: True.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Gunny Vestman. Special Agent Gibbs.
- [shows his badge]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: N.C.I.S.
- Gunnery Sergeant Vestman: Recall an M.P. Gibbs. Lejeune. Long time ago.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Could be.
- Gunnery Sergeant Vestman: He was high and tight.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [scratching his head] Not exactly long and shaggy, Gunny.
- Gunnery Sergeant Vestman: Seen sheep dogs shorter!
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Abby.
- Abby Sciuto: Ducky!
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Find anything?
- Abby Sciuto: Nothing but I'll tell you one thing though he had huge feet. I could wear this sock as a leg warmer
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: What are you implying, Abby?
- Abby Sciuto: I'm not implying anything. You know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: What?
- Abby Sciuto: They're clowns!
- Abby Sciuto: [Mild giggle from Ducky] Oh I got something.
- [Tony is ranting about why he can't drive the car]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You can't drive because you're not going.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh. That's different.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: His leg was found in a Clarksburgh, West Virginia trash bin early this morning.
- Captain Brent Peters: Just the leg?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So far.
- Captain Brent Peters: How deteriorated was the leg?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It wasn't. The M.E. estimated that he had died within the previous twenty-four hours.
- [Dr. Peters gives Gibbs a confused look]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: There a problem?
- Captain Brent Peters: According to his military record, PFC Doren died two years ago.