NCIS (TV Series)

Split Decision (2004)

Sasha Alexander: Caitlin Todd

Quotes 

• [Tony is trying to persuade Gibbs to give him an undercover assignment] 

  DiNozzo : Let's face it, I'm a more believable scumbag than you.

  Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : No argument here.

• Abby Sciuto : Even though the drive was reformatted, all the information it contained is still here. It's just a matter of Humpty-Dumptying it.

  DiNozzo : I thought they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

  Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : That's because the king only had horses and *men*.

  [Abby snickers] 

• Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sure she has flaws, sure she's going to prison, but my instincts told me she had good qualities as well.

  Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Two of them wouldn't happen to live under her shirt, would they?