NCIS (TV Series)
The Bone Yard (2004)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Jimmy Napolitano : And Gibbs, you hurt my boy, I'll kill your brothers, your uncles, your father. And after their funerals I'll kill you.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No brothers, no uncles, my father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives, whose names and addresses I will *gladly* fax on to you.
[Jimmy hangs up the phone]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Booh, he hung up.
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Agent Charles : You can't threaten to kill someone in custody, Gibbs.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It wasn't a threat.
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[Ducky is talking to his current cadaver; he is annoyed with Jimmy, who has just left]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : He means well. But often I have an overwhelming urge to slap him. Is that wrong?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering the morgue] Do it all the time.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [chuckling] So I've noticed. But, only on the back of the head.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Slap at the face would be humiliating. Back of the head's a wake-up call.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [looking down at corpse] Looks like he got both.
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FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Why is NCIS interested in Vic Gera, Gibbs?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Who said we were interested in him?
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : You ran his prints through AFIS. Where did you get them?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : He gave them to us.
Agent Charles : You have him in custody?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Technically speaking.
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FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Anyone ever tell you you were an insufferable bastard?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [looking pleased] Yeah.
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[Gibbs and DiNozzo are boxing in the training ring]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not bad, DiNozzo.
DiNozzo : Thanks! You learn how to box in the Marines?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. Corps doesn't teach boxing.
DiNozzo : [laughing] That's your loss.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [after flooring Tony] They teach *fighting*.
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[Gibbs slaps Tony's head, after telling him he wouldn't]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's no fun if you know it's coming.
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Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Jimmy Naps is going to a lot of trouble to frame you, Tobias. Why now?
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : He knew I was vulnerable.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Vulnerable, how?
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Ari.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [wry laugh] You're laying this on me, huh?
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I arranged your meeting with him, Jethro. He's our only agent inside al-Qaeda. And what did you do? You shot him.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I could have killed him. Putting a round in his shoulder helped sell his cover to al-Qaeda.
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Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Agent Charles, can you get me the Bureau file on Fornell?
Agent Charles : I haven't even seen it.
[Gibbs turns and looks at him]
Agent Charles : If I get caught, I'm finished as a federal agent.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't get caught.
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[last lines]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [dumbfounded at what they are witnessing, DiNozzo, Todd, and McGee watch a "dead" agent get into the elevator. They look at Gibbs] What?
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Gunnery Sergeant. John Deluca : Are you deaf or nuts?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Eh, a little of both.