- The Joker: [tricking Batman and Robin to fall down a shaft to an empty room with no way out] Our pit is full, how pitiful.
- Velma: What about the vanishing house?
- The Joker: The WHAT?
- Fred: The farmhouse that really isn't there.
- The Joker: Listen you young jackanapes, *I'm* supposed to be the one making the jokes around here.
- Daphne: Do you know who Mrs. Baker is?
- The Joker: Sure I know who Mrs. Baker is
- [points to Scooby]
- The Joker: that creature's mother. Bow wow! Arf arf!
- Scooby-Doo: Sheesh! Cooorrrny!