- Freddie 'Curly' Neal: [All hiding in laundry baskets from a ghost] Is the coast clear?
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: I sure hope so. Let's take a look.
- [They all stand. Curly and Meadowlark find themselves entangled in a couple bedsheets]
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Phew! Hey g...
- [sees two more "ghosts" rising from the laundry basket behind him]
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: YEEEEOOOOW!
- Fred Jones: Let's hope we get lucky and get a good look at that what's-it.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You call that luck? I call it a catastrophe!
- Velma Dinkley: Shaggy, are we lost?
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Of course not! I just wanted to take you to Uncle Nat's by the scenic route.
- Scooby-Doo: [rolls his eyes] Oh boy!
- Velma Dinkley: [skeptical] Scenic route? Hmph! And at night, yet.
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [Spotting the Minuteman Ghost standing in the middle of the road] What's that?
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Oh my gosh.
- Scooby-Doo: A ghost!
- Freddie 'Curly' Neal: If THAT'S the kind of scenery you had in mind, Shag, we'll pass on seeing the rest!