- Sonny Bono: [Cher stomps her foot and the resort falls into the ocean] That's my little Indian Sphinx, when she brings down the house, she *really* brings down the house.
- Sonny Bono: Doggone, we were traveling incognito. How'd you recognize us with my sunglasses on?
- Velma: Easy. We just read the monogram on your door: 'Sonny Bono and Mrs. Sonny Bono'.
- Sonny Bono: This brochure says that the gulls and the pelicans around here are so tame, you can feed them, and they'll eat off your hand.
- Velma: Those birds'll eat off your hand all right, they're vultures!
- Sonny Bono: But this is our delayed honeymoon. You should be enjoying it.
- Cher: I am enjoying it, or my name isn't Barbra Streisand.
- Sonny Bono: Your name isn't Barbra Streisand.
- Cher: You catch on fast, Big Boy.
- Cher: There it goes again, that same sound that Mr. Meekly claimed was a signal for the seamonsters to rise up and chase all you men into the sea.
- Sonny Bono: Check, when he said 'man', he meant all of us, mankind.
- Cher: All right, but I'm a woman, kind man, and that lets me out.
- Freddy: Come on, Mr. Bono, you don't believe in ghosts, do ya?
- Cher: Yeah, what are you, a man or a mouse, squeak up!
- Sonny Bono: No, I don't believe in ghosts, like any other sensible person, I'm afraid of them.
- Sonny Bono: Well don't worry, nothing's going to happen to you while I'm around.
- Cher: I know. Seems like a terrible waste of a honeymoon.
- Milo Meekly: The story goes that one night, when the sea winds moan, old Shark Face will walk upon the land and all his man-eaters will leave the grimey deep and follow him, driving all of us humans back into the sea.
- Sonny Bono: Oh, come on, Cher, don't let the weather get you down. You know what, my E.S.P. tells me that tomorrow will be a beautiful day, and we're gonna have fun, fun, fun.
- Cher: Yeah, well, something tells me in your case E.S.P. stands for Extra Stupid Personality.
- Scooby-Doo: [after a garbage truck ran them off the road] Road hog!
- Daphne: Phew, that was close!
- Fred: Anyone get his license number?
- Sonny Bono: No, but I'd recognize that dirty laugh anywhere.
- Velma: The sign said, "Rapid Trash Removal".
- Fred: Hmm. But why would anyone want their trash removed so fast?