House of Commons Speaker: Now, Mr. B'stard, you've heard the evidence of the manager of the Royal Excelcier Hotel, who saw you book in in the company of several underage girls.
Alan B'Stard: [Slight chuckle] Yes. I am the Parlimentary Advisor to the Young Lady's Recreational Association, and so, naturally, I wanted to find out what young ladies like to do for fun.
House of Commons Speaker: And what did they do for fun on the night of May the 14th?
Alan B'Stard: [Chuckling to himself] They sang "Ging Gang Goolie".
House of Commons Speaker: [Not amused] "Ging Gang Goolie"?
Judge: Didn't you ever go camping? If you don't know, it goes
[singing]
Judge: Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha.
Judge, Young Lady's Recreation Association Members: [singing] Ging gang goo Ging gang goo Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha...
Judge: [Slamming down his gabel] I don't think so!
House of Commons Speaker: Thank you, my Lord, the court is alive to the sound of music.