NewsRadio (TV Series)

Apartment (1999)

Jon Lovitz: Max Lewis

Quotes 

• Max : [Max finds out about Dave and Lisa's previous relationship, and Joe put a webcam in the break room]  Who needs the Internet? I got sex right here.

• Max : To a foodie, a gourmet kitchen is indispensable.

  Lisa : A "foodie"?

  Max : Someone who appreciates - nay, adores - food.

  [Sticks out his stomach for emphasis] 

  Dave : In other words, a glutton.

  Max : In other words, a connoisseur.

• Beth : It's gonna be tough to decide between you two.

  Max Lewis : Well, I have a solution that avoids the problem all together.

  Jimmy : Oh, you do?

  Max Lewis : I have decided to vote.

  Dave : That's great, Max.

  Max Lewis : ...for myself. I want this apartment - and I shall *have it*!