NewsRadio (TV Series)

Awards Show (1996)

Joe Rogan: Joe Garrelli

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• Catherine Duke : For the tenth time, Joe - I am not cold!

  Joe Garrelli : Yes, you are - and thanks to that dress, everybody knows it.

• Beth : So what do you do? You keep your money in a shoebox under your bed, or something?

  Joe Garrelli : Like I'm gonna tell you where I keep my shoebox.

• Catherine Duke : Have you given any thought to what you might be wearing tonight?

  Joe Garrelli : Yeah - yeah; I'm gonna wear the same thing I always wear to special occasions: Jets jersey, green and white face paint, and a big foam hand that says "We're Number 1"!

• Joe Garrelli : You're not wearin' that, are you?

  Catherine Duke : Of course. Why not?

  Joe Garrelli : 'Cause everybody can see everything. How would you like it if I showed up with a bow tie and a jockstrap?

  Bill McNeal : You know, that reminds me of the time I was elected treasurer of my fraternity. We... never mind.