NewsRadio (TV Series)

Beep, Beep (1998)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Dave : Guess how many pieces of gum Beth chewed last year.

  Lisa : Seven hundred and fifty.

  Dave : One.

• Jimmy James : You guys remember that, uh, secret workplace analysis I had commissioned?

  Dave : ...No.

  Jimmy James : You know, the guys who have been secretly observing everyone in the office for the past six months?

  Lisa : ...No.

  Jimmy James : Good.

• Lisa : [reading office report]  Wow, Dave - that much coffee you drink?

  Dave : Yeah, well - how many times you go to the bathroom?

  Jimmy James : You know, you - you two get a, you know, sequined thermos and a silver toilet, you could put on quite a magic show!