NewsRadio (TV Series)

Beep, Beep (1998)

Stephen Root: Jimmy James

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• Jimmy James : You guys remember that, uh, secret workplace analysis I had commissioned?

  Dave : ...No.

  Jimmy James : You know, the guys who have been secretly observing everyone in the office for the past six months?

  Lisa : ...No.

  Jimmy James : Good.

• Jimmy James : Look, Dave and Lisa are better as a couple, right?

  Bill McNeal : Of course they are. They belong together, like H and 2-O.

• Joe Garrelli : [at Matthew's birthday party]  Why do we have to wear these stupid party hats, anyway?

  Jimmy James : Because - if I'm the only one wearin' a stupid party hat, I feel like a dork.

  Joe Garrelli : Why do *you* have to wear it?

  Jimmy James : [takes off hat]  ... OK.

• Lisa : [reading office report]  Wow, Dave - that much coffee you drink?

  Dave : Yeah, well - how many times you go to the bathroom?

  Jimmy James : You know, you - you two get a, you know, sequined thermos and a silver toilet, you could put on quite a magic show!