- Dave Nelson: Could you please leave the paranoid conjecturing to Bill?
- Joe Garrelli: That's not how I operate, dude.
- Matthew Brock: I called one of those Big Brother organizations.
- Lisa Miller: They let you do that?
- Beth: She means, good for you.
- Lisa Miller: Best I can see, they were supposed to be assigned little brothers, but there was a mistake and they were assigned to each other.
- Beth: How did Matthew get the little brother role?
- Lisa Miller: Water finds its own level.
- Bill McNeal: You don't recognize you own phone number?
- Dave Nelson: He changes it every week.
- Bill McNeal: Why do you do that?
- Jimmy James: Security.
- Joe Garrelli: Big Brother?
- Jimmy James: My whole damn family, actually.
- [Dave finds movie tickets from Lisa on his desk, which Bill thinks is proof she's going out with someone]
- Bill McNeal: What movie?
- Dave Nelson: What does it matter?
- Bill McNeal: Don't twist the knife, Dave. Just answer the question.
- Dave Nelson: Amistad.
- Bill McNeal: Ooh! Total make-out flick!