NewsRadio (TV Series)

Freaky Friday (1999)

Jon Lovitz: Max Lewis

Quotes 

• [Max is eating a sandwich] 

  Dave Nelson : Max. That's my lunch.

  Max Lewis : Really? I don't see your name on it.

  [Dave holds up the lunch bag, and it is clearly labeled "DAVE"] 

  Max Lewis : Well, I don't see your name on the actual sandwich.

• Max Lewis : Do we have a deal?

  Beth : Yes, we have a deal.

  Max Lewis : I prefer to seal deals like this with a kiss.

  Beth : I choose prison.

• Dave Nelson : Max, the break room is not your personal hunting ground.

  Max Lewis : I know. I prefer to think of it as a game preserve, where everyone is free to take their best shot.