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Quotes
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Dave Nelson : You're leaving the kids alone with us?
Jimmy James : Yeah. I'm taking their teacher out to lunch to discuss educational imperatives for the 21st Century.
Teacher : Ready to go, Jimmy?
Jimmy James : You have no idea.
Dave Nelson : Educational imperatives, eh, sir?
Jimmy James : Well, in the immortal words of Van Halen before that idiot Sammy Haggar joined the group and ruined it, I'm hot for teacher.
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Jimmy James : How was everything in the bathroom?
Rodney : There was a guy there who wanted money to open the faucet.
Jimmy James : That's just the restroom attendant. Just ignore him.
Teacher : Did you at least wash your hands?
Rodney : No.
Teacher : You should always wash your hands. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Cleanliness is very important in the business world, right, Mr. James?
Jimmy James : Not really. Jimmy Buffet has nails like a coal miner.
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Dave Nelson : Sir, I thought they'd be a little older.
Jimmy James : Yeah, well, that's what I thought when I met you, Dave.
