NewsRadio (TV Series)

Led Zeppelin Boxed Set (1997)

Andy Dick: Matthew Brock

Quotes 

• Dave Nelson : Bill tells you lies because he thinks that's funny.

  Matthew : I don't see what's funny about that.

  Dave Nelson : That's kinda the point.

  Matthew : [laughs]  Yeah - actually, I do get that.

• Matthew : Believe me, I've seen my dark side, and it is yucky!

• Bill McNeal : Let me think. Friday night - see a movie, or sit around Spaz's kitchen sipping tea with a bunch of shut-ins? Tough choice.

  Matthew : They're not shut-ins - OK, Bill? They're just - they're the kind of people that like to stay inside.

  Bill McNeal : It's hard to get out when you're taking care of sixteen stray cats - each named after a child you never had.

• Matthew : So, who's in? Joe?

  Joe Garrelli : What's the book?

  Matthew : This week, it's Moby Dick, by Herman Melville.

  Joe Garrelli : Read it.

  Matthew : Oh, good - perfect time to discuss it, then.

  Joe Garrelli : Dude, the only reason to discuss a book is to prove that you read it - and I read it. The whale eats Gregory Peck; end of discussion.

• Matthew : It's really just a meeting of my book discussion group. No, seriously - me and a bunch of the... older members of the apartment building, we all get together, and we just talk books.

  Bill McNeal : Sounds like a rager.

• Bill McNeal : I'm only kidding. I'll be there.

  Matthew : Really?

  Bill McNeal : Yeah. I mean, depending on the weather, of course.

  Dave Nelson : OK, Bill - stop it.

  Matthew : Well, it's supposed to be crisp and clear on Friday, so...

  Bill McNeal : Oh, I've been told Hell was going to freeze over. I must have been misinformed; count me out - unless, of course, the forecast changes.