NewsRadio (TV Series)

Look Who's Talking (1998)

Joe Rogan: Joe Garrelli

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• Jimmy : I need you to go with me to a $500 a plate charity luncheon for, uh, orphans.

  Beth : My god! What kind of sick charity charges $500 for orphans to eat lunch?

  Jimmy : No - no; the money goes to the orphans.

  Joe : Sure it does.

• [Beth is practicing to be a duchess] 

  Joe : By the by, where do you winter?

  Beth : Oh! Uh, well, generally, my ladies in waiting and I get the presidential suite at Disneyland. It's really quite loverly.

  Joe : [makes buzzer noise]  Wrong! Rich people don't go to Disneyland.

  Beth : They don't?

  Joe : No. They go to Disney *World*.

• Bill : My life is about to change in a very big way, and I want all of you - my closest companions - to...

  Beth : Are you getting a liver transplant?

  Bill : What?

  Beth : Oh - no, I'm sorry; hang on. Uh, you're giving someone *your* liver?

  Bill : No, I'm not...

  Dave : You can't give someone your liver.

  Joe : Yeah - that's just what they *want* you to think.