NewsRadio (TV Series)

Monster Rancher (1998)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

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• Bill McNeal : I remember one time in college - we got this pledge drunk, locked him in the trunk of a car, abandoned the car in a junkyard...

  Dave Nelson : [as Bill laughs]  And then?

  Bill McNeal : What?

  Dave Nelson : Well, how did he get out of the car?

  Bill McNeal : ...You know what? I gotta make a phone call.

• Dave Nelson : Wait a minute - this isn't one of your weird nephews, is it?

  Jimmy : No, no, no... yes. This is one of my normal nephews. I tell you, he's so normal he makes Richie Cunningham look like a crack-smoking porn freak.

• Dave Nelson : What is your problem with Walt, huh?

  Beth : Isn't it obvious, Dave? I have worked here for five years making next to nothing, and this guy waltzes in...

  Dave Nelson : He makes nothing.

  Beth : You see? Already he almost makes as much as I do.

• Bill McNeal : "Uncle Jimmy"? So now we're putting Jimmy's boy toys on the payroll?

  Dave Nelson : [taken aback]  Bill - Mr. James does not have boy toys, alright? He is actually Mr. James' nephew. Alright?

  Bill McNeal : Oh. Because I thought...

  Dave Nelson : I really don't care what you thought.

• Jimmy : I set him up with an entry-level position in one of my chemical plants.

  Dave Nelson : But, sir, Walt has radio in his blood!

  Jimmy : Radio, bauxite smelting - it's all the same, really.