- Dave: Did you ever send out those naked pictures?
- Beth: What? Who told you about those?
- Dave: Well, nobody told me. I had some film developed and they threw in some nudie pictures of you for free.
- Beth: What?
- Dave: I'm kidding, Beth. Lisa told me.
- Beth: Well, you know I faxed the nudie pictures to Keith, and he invited me to come visit him next week.
- Dave: Oh, yeah, well, that's great.
- Beth: Yeah, well, so can I have the week off and a two-thousand dollar salary advance?
- Dave: No.
- Beth: I'll show you the naked pictures...
- Dave: Ah, OK, we'll talk.
- Beth: Dave, why don't you just tell her what turns you on and get it over with?
- Dave: Because that would ruin it.
- Beth: Why's that?
- Dave: To tell you the truth, what really turns me on is when Lisa is mad at me.
- Beth: OK, I wish I didn't know that. Are you going back to her place now?
- Lisa: [calling impatiently from the other room] Dave, are you coming?
- Dave: Oh, yeah.
- Dave: OK, um, ever since I was 14, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle...
- Lisa: Well, that's, that's, that's adorable, Dave.
- Dave: ...with a space prostitute.
- Lisa: [long pause] Alright, you're joking again.
- Dave: I wish I were.
- Lisa: Well, do, do you think you can give me a fantasy that's just a little bit more reasonable?
- Dave: [sighs] Ok, uh, let's try this. Come here.
- [motioning for Lisa]
- Dave: Uh, I'd like to go up on the roof of my building, bring up a blanket, and a very good bottle of wine, and make love with a space prostitute.
- Dave: That's all for this morning meeting, unless anyone has anything they like to say.
- Catherine Duke: I do. Today would have been Mahatma Gandhi's birthday, and I think than, in his honor, we should all observe a moment of silence.
- [Everyone bows their head]
- Bill McNeal: Mahatma who?
- Catherine Duke: Mahatma Gandhi.
- [pause]
- Bill McNeal: A great man.
- Catherine Duke: Shut up. It's supposed to be a moment of silence.
- [pause]
- Bill McNeal: Sorry.
- Catherine Duke: Well, thanks for everything. We'll try it again next year.
- Matthew Brock: I bet if we lived in India, we'd get like a three-day weekend or something.
- Bill McNeal: I think we should also have a moment of silence for Ben Kingsley, who, as we all know, played Gandhi in the movie of the same name.
- Catherine Duke: Ben Kingsley's not dead.
- Bill McNeal: No, but he's a hell of an actor, isn't he?
- Jimmy James: Morning, wage apes.
- Dave: Mr. James, I thought you had vacation this week.
- Jimmy James: I'm on it.
- Dave: You are?
- Jimmy James: Why travel when you have the resources of the world's greatest city right here?
- Dave: Right.
- Jimmy James: Yeah. I'm gonna go use the can.
- Jimmy James: I mean, have you ever seen a talking pig?
- Beth: I don't think the pig talks, sir. They do it with computers.
- Jimmy James: A computerized talking pig. What the hell will they think of next?
- Beth: [walking away] I don't know, sir.
- Beth: Bill, what do you think of this photo?
- Bill McNeal: Who is that?
- Beth: Oh, it's a friend of mine who's doing a thesis at NYU. It's a fine arts program.
- Bill McNeal: Uh huh. Well, it's an interesting commentary on the objectification of the female form, and of course the masks women are forced to wear in our society. If I were the NEA, I'd give her five, six grand.
- Beth: Well, Bill, do you think it's sexy?
- Bill McNeal: Well I don't think that's really germain to a discussion of the statement the artist is trying to make.
- Beth: Thank you, Bill.
- [walks over to Matthew]
- Bill McNeal: Beth's showing nudie photos of herself with a paper bag over her head. Check it out.