- Dave: Wait a minute. You carry your contract around?
- Bill: At a time like this, it doesn't seem so crazy, does it?
- Jimmy: Page 15, article 4, paragraph 1.
- Bill: "Contract transferable to third party in case of sale, merger, corporate restructuring, liquidation, bankruptcy and/or act of God" - it doesn't say anything about...
- Jimmy: Read your act of God clause and notation.
- Bill: "Jimmy James will hereafter, and for the purposes of this contract only, be referred to as God..."
- Dave: Sir, can I see you in my office for a moment?
- Dave: Someone has been rummaging in the recycling bins.
- Matthew Brock: Me. I'm trying to find the winning can in that contest.
- Bill: That contest was over after the Super Bowl.
- Matthew Brock: The Super what?
- Jimmy: OK - so you know the opponents.
- Lisa Miller: Check.
- Jimmy: You know the odds.
- Lisa Miller: Check.
- Jimmy: And you know the stakes.
- Lisa Miller: Check... Now, how do you play poker?
- Catherine Duke: If you need good luck, then let me help you out.
- Jimmy: What, monkey paw? Cathy, that's bad hoodoo.
- Catherine Duke: It's a rabbit's foot.
- Jimmy: Ooooh! That's good hoodoo!
- Beth: [imitating the leprechaun in the 'lucky charms' cereal commercial] They're always after me lucky charms.