Dave : Did you commit any crime that was not SAT related?
Lisa : I broke into the library.
Beth : To vandalize it?
Lisa : No, I had a big history test, and my only copy at home of the Federalist Papers was abridged.
Dave : I'm afraid to ask, but what was your federal offense?
Lisa : Breaking and entering.
Dave : That's not a federal offense.
Lisa : It is if it's a post office.
Dave : Oh, Lisa.
Lisa : I had to find out the scores to my SATs, and it was a long weekend.
Lisa : It wasn't even jail... it was "juvie".
Bill : Is anybody else turned on right now?
Andrea : [Administering a polygraph test] If you could be any kind of tree in the whole wide world, what...
Lisa : I stole a car!... I mean, a sycamore tree.
Lisa : They shouldn't even call it a test if you can't get an A+ on it.
Dave : Maybe they'll hand out gold stars.
Lisa : Gold stars are for babies.
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