NewsRadio (TV Series)
The Crisis (1995)
Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal
Quotes
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Bill McNeal : Yes, I have a question.
Dave Nelson : Yes, Bill?
Bill McNeal : How long has Matthew been lobbying for a new desk?
Dave Nelson : Oh, there was no lobbying. He just happened to mention it over dinner one night.
Matthew Brock : Oh, Dave... They... they don't need to know about our dinners.
Bill McNeal : So... dinner and a desk. What's next, you're gonna get him a pony?
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Dave Nelson : Listen up, people, this is what we're gonna do.
Bill McNeal : Standard subway crisis. We know what to do, Dave.
Dave Nelson : I didn't know there was a standard procedure for this.
Bill McNeal : Oh, sure. We send a reporter to the scene, he asks the transit police if he can go into the tunnel, they say no, he says okay, I go on the air every eight minutes and say, "Still no news on that disabled train."
Dave Nelson : Bill, if I may, I'd like to try something different this time.
Bill McNeal : Okay. How about this? We send a reporter, transit police, go in, no, okay, I go on the air every seven minutes, blah, blah, blah.
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Bill McNeal : It's not the desk itself, it's what it represents.
Dave Nelson : Which is...
Bill McNeal : Actually, it is the desk itself.
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Bill McNeal : No desk, no dinner... Land of Opportunity my ass!
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Bill McNeal : I have a question.
Dave Nelson : Yes, Bill?
Bill McNeal : I don't have a new desk.
Dave Nelson : Bill, that's not a question.
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Catherine Duke : If Bill gets a new desk, I want a new desk.
Dave Nelson : Bill's not getting a new desk.
Bill McNeal : Thanks for letting me down so gently.