NewsRadio (TV Series)

The Secret of Management (1998)

Joe Rogan: Joe Garrelli

Quotes 

• Beth : Say, Bill, where's your manly man?

  Joe : Gentlemen's gentlemen.

  Bill : Cadbury's gone.

  Joe : If I was that dude, I would have quit a long time ago.

  Bill : Oh, he didn't quit.

  Beth : You fired him already?

  Bill : No. Cadbury got up early this morning and left, and stole my wallet, my credit cards, my TV, my stereo, by fridge and most of my furniture.

  Beth : Did you call the police?

  Bill : Yes, and I explained the whole story.

  Joe : What did they say?

  Bill : I believe their exact words were, "what kind of jackass hires a discount butler from a classified ad in the local Pennysaver?" Then I became verbally abusive and they hung up on me.