"NewsRadio" Twins (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)

(1997)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

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Quotes 

  • Dave Nelson : Why would you ask for a raise so big it would cripple the station?

    Bill McNeal : Greed.

    Dave Nelson : Alright. And - and what - and what has that greed gotten you?

    Bill McNeal : Money.

    Dave Nelson : And what can that money ultimately buy?

    Bill McNeal : Happiness - but stop tryin' to cheer me up!

  • Bill McNeal : [as they pass each other in Dave's window]  Morning, Sam.

    Jimmy : Morning, Ralph. I love that joke.

  • Bill McNeal : What is a radio station? It is not a country club. It is a fighting unit, am I right?

    [all agree] 

    Bill McNeal : And what do fighting men and women do in a crisis?

    Joe Garrelli : They fight!

    Bill McNeal : No, they give in, especially when the odds are hopelessly stacked against them.

  • Bill McNeal : You may not believe this, Dave, but you are not Joseph Stalin, and this is not Elizabethan England. I have a right to speak.

  • Bill McNeal : Why, back in the early days of radio, all they had were jungle drums beating the rhythmic message of traffic and weather from village to village. But did they complain?

    Dave Nelson : Hell, no!

    Bill McNeal : Do you hear me complaining?

    Dave Nelson : Hell, no! Because you got a massive secret raise that caused all these problems in the first place.

    Bill McNeal : Exactly... No!

  • Dave Nelson : You've really outdone yourself today, Bill. You've alienated the entire staff, nearly stripped the office bare, and broken poor Matthew's heart.

    Bill McNeal : You think I'm proud of myself? Everyone hates me now. And not like before, when they all sorta hated me, either. This is the real stuff.

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