- Jimmy James: Negotiation Secret #7: The early bird...
- Beth: Gets the worm ?
- Jimmy James: No, gets the other bird's throat ripped out faster.
- Jimmy James: Remember, Beth. When the going gets tough...
- Beth: ...the tough get going.
- Jimmy James: Hey, that's great! I gotta remember that.
- Dave Nelson: [Beth comes in wearing a suit] Welcome to Squaresville - population: one.
- Beth: Mr. James said I had to dress more conservatively for my business meeting.
- Dave Nelson: Uh-huh - so you got a whole new wardrobe.
- Beth: No - actually, I borrowed them from a friend.
- [Lisa comes in wearing Beth's outfit]
- Dave Nelson: OK, you can have the raise - but you gotta promise to dress like that every day.
- Lisa Miller: It's not funny, Dave!
- Lisa Miller: [wearing Beth's clothes] I don't know how you do this every day; I feel naked.
- Beth: I know - isn't it great?
- Beth: Now, what's the saddest movie you've ever seen?
- Jimmy James: Oh - Wall Street, where that guy loses all the money.
- Matthew Brock: [wears the Donald hat hoping to fool Joe; Catherine walks in] Hey, hey, hey! It's Fat Albert! I said, it's Fat Albert! Joe?
- [feels around for Joe]
- Catherine Duke: That was good, Matthew. Now do a little Amos 'n' Andy for me.
- Matthew Brock: I say, I say, Kingfisher...
- Catherine Duke: Matthew, you know what I have to do now.
- Matthew Brock: Go ahead.
- [Catherine splashes her drink on Matthew's face]